Writer adds his own ‘ridiculous’ conspiracy theory of election fraud

Editor:

I have heard from “somebody” that an “anonymous source” told them that they had been informed by an “unnamed source (who can’t speak on the subject because they are not authorized to do so) that the 2020 Presidential Election was “very” fraudulently rigged, and thus confirmed to be the greatest election disaster in the history of mankind, dating back to at least the Neolithic Age.

That person, being the “third person” referenced above, has confirmed that there were numerous dead people who had voted and that at least one of the deceased persons had voted in multiple states. The “third person” also possesses a “fourth person’s” independent corroboration that before ballots could be counted in one unnamed state, they were secretly put into a large “brown valise” and deposited into a “fifth person’s” septic system.

Upon investigation of this matter by someone, “code-named Rudolf” (not the reindeer), the septic system was found to have been cleaned and was completely empty! Fraud upon fraud upon fraud upon fraud – no doubt at the hands of the “Not Very Proud Boys”, who very oddly were found to be armed with onions. Elbaites rejoice!!!!

All of this having been confirmed as a purported fact, and substantiated as such by Fox News it appears that Donald J. Trump of the State of Florida received multi millions of votes for President and Michael R. Pence of the State of Indiana has also received multi millions of votes for Vice-President. In each case the number of votes cast for Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence were “way bigger by millions” than ever.

Thus, pursuant to the 28th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America they are to be named as the President and Vice President of the below noted states because the parliamentarians have advised that these states possess the only certificates of voting that are regular in form and authentic; therefore, they shall be deemed to be the only votes which may be counted. Thusly, Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence have won the 2020 Presidential and Vice-Presidential Election by an “unprecedented hugest landslide ever” because these are the only states that are “really super good states.”

Those states being: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming.

God Save The Queen.

P.S. The only thing more ridiculous than this farcical Letter To The Editor is the historically preposterous presidency of Donald J. Trump which I fear will scar and torment our nation for generations to come. Share the truth and please keep the faith!

Doug Miller

Albion