Santa given clean bill of health during checkup at Medina Memorial
MEDINA – Good children everywhere will be happy to know Santa Claus passed his annual physical at Medina Memorial Hospital, meaning he is fit and ready for his flight around the world on Christmas Eve.
Orleans Community Health/Medina Memorial Hospital made the announcement today, saying several departments at the hospital participated in the physical.
For those wondering why Santa selects Medina Memorial Hospital as the location of his yearly physical, there are several reasons. Most importantly is the little-known fact that Santa Claus used to help in Medina’s Imaging/Radiology Department during his off season. This is the fourth year he has received his physical at this location, according to Scott Robinson, director of marketing at the hospital.
“It’s always a privilege to see Santa Claus, especially so close to the Christmas holiday,” said Jennifer Doran, patient registration manager at Orleans Community Health. “With all of the many things on his mind, we were delighted he remembered his ID, insurance card and copay for the services. This helped to expedite the process.”
“While we don’t typically release patient information, Santa Claus signs a yearly waiver with us due to the significance of this visit,” Robinson said. “Once again, it is our honor to announce that he is in top shape and ready for the big day. With decent weather expected for Christmas Eve, the flight should be a bit smoother than challenges he’s had in the past.”
NORAD will begin tracking Santa and his sleigh just after midnight on Christmas Eve.